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gladiator

It is a prank you play at a party. When someone falls asleep at a party, you place your testicles in their eye sockets and lay your dick gently along their nose so it looks like a gladiator helmet.

Then you wake them up.

I woke up and someone was giving me the gladiator.

by valvano April 1, 2009

cnwp

An internet acronym for 'currently not wearing pants'. When used in a professional context (among co-workers and friends at work), cnwp is a funny way of saying 'working from home' due to the perception that one is calling in to a serious business meeting in ones underpants. When used in any other context, it's an invitation for sexual mischief and dirty talk.

co-worker: are you working from home today?
me: yeah, I'm cnwp

by valvano December 14, 2018