Someone who plays video games online and their main objective is to piss other players off to the point where they want to rip their own pubes out. They do this by doing annoying things such as n00b tubing, stabbing, using rocket launchers, camping, or running around with pistols.
by CallMeACamper November 19, 2010
is usually refer to people with small bodies and big dicks or if a white boy says big glock its cap we all know he got a big body small dick
by big holmie November 11, 2019
When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it
This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.
by eastofwest January 21, 2012
This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.
John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.
Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.
Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.
by Miamiwhitey January 08, 2010
This is a fake model used named in DieHard 2. It doesn't exist, regardless what the pinhead above says.
by nostar November 08, 2010
by Connor scoogle May 10, 2018