glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

Glaze-A-Face

An Extremely Hot Girl In which you would like to Spill your Goo on all over.

Wow That Gurl was extremely hot What a Glaze-a-Face!
when a gurl walks by yell =Glaze-A-Face!
I would like to Glaze all over her face like a Doughnut.

by "Hey She's a Glaze-a-Face" September 28, 2015

Meat Glaze

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.

That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.

by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020

Glazed Ribs

When someone with a penis and balls ejaculates onto the ribs of another person. Similar to a pearl necklace, but on the torso.

When Jackson pulled out of Marissa to cum, he gave her some glazed ribs.

by CougarHunter69666 September 28, 2019

Butter Glazed

To be hammered and out of control with zyn, alchohol, edibles, cocaine, etc.

Tdog was butter glazed with his friends at the beach and wanted everyone to know so he put it on his story.

by Zynbobuel October 18, 2023

Glazed Tuna

When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.

I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.

by JRfoR34Lnigga July 13, 2014