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Gaster

Guy1 : That Guy Is A Gaster
Guy2 : Whats That
Guy1 : Someone Who Is On Discord Alot
Guy2 : Then He Is A Big Gaster
by Gaster. May 16, 2018
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Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
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Gastric Motor Accident

When you have a shit whilst driving and crash your car. Sometime death can occur.
I squeezed out a turd and crashed into a lamp post the other day. It was a right gastric motor accident.
by MrJester February 4, 2006
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Gaston Extra Orafice

The hole in the abdomen attached to a colostomy bag. A rarely used sexual orafice whose use is often frowned upon by polite society. This orafice is not found on all people, but when found should be used with care.
Betty and Bill had been married for nearly 42 years and there was little magic left in their marriage. But after many beers and shots of tequila they discovered that her Gaston Extra Orafice was a great way to bring back the magic. Bill was especially aroused when he realized that this Gaston Dirty No No Hole allowed him to do an Alabama Hot Pocket with out all the work.
by bullyschongle March 17, 2010
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gastroenteritis

gastroenteritis is hell on earth john
by this username sucks March 28, 2021
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Galstopi

A Galstopi is a dumb ass person who likes to do things racially motivated
"Ivan is a Galstopi
by Jillini/Jash February 14, 2022
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Gaston meneses

A “Gaston meneses” is a very unsettling creature. It waddles on it’s only two legs and consistently makes very odd noises for attention. It’s favorite word is “Frat” and if you want to make it happy just talk about Greek life. Many have said that it’s eyes have traces of evil in them and it’s intentions are cruel.

WARNING: Do not get it drunk, if you do. Just let it be alone for a couple hours till it sobers up.
Did you see that “Gaston meneses” at rush? It had eyes like a great white and was very on edge whole time.
by THE TREE BRANCH 99 April 2, 2022
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