gargaligoop

prounounced gar, guh, lee, goop.

1) bullshit.
2) absolutely nothing.
3) a word to use when you can't think of anything else

1) WTF IS UP WITH ALL THIS GARGALIGOOP
2) John asked, "What are you doing today?"
Jane said, "Gargaligoop...bitch."
3) John said to Jane, "So what do you have to say now?"
".......Gargaligoop...bitch." Jane studdered.

by dandy1o6 November 5, 2006

Gargami

Gargami is a select group or individual, it comes from the word 'Gargom'. Usually if your are a Gargami, you're unique. So unique that this word isn't even for you.

"Oh wow, Look over there! It's a Gargami!"

by Shiekky June 1, 2009

Gargay

To be extremely manly and extremely gay at the same time.

"Goddamn I love my boyfriend. He's so gar, and so gay, he's like....GARGAY! Look at the scars!"

by Videodrome August 9, 2009

Gargantua

Scary Roomate who loves to drink alcohol and "get roided out". He wakes up, moans, opens fridge, groans and then eats entire supply of food including drinking your Sunkist.

Did you see the Gargantua last night when he came home wasted, he punched a hole in our wall.

Yeah man, he also drank my Sunkist; what a bastard.

by Scott "Colonel K-Train" September 21, 2005

glargknok vagina

3 foot wide vagina with razer sharp teeth that will eat you and is not fun to have sex with

i did not want to have sex with the glargknok vagina because i want to keep my penis intack with my body so i had sex with a little boy instead.

by crazymonkeyboy October 11, 2011

Gargamelled

To insert an object into a person's urethra. Usually done in reprecussion to a smurf.

You just smurfed me! Prepare to get Gargamelled

by Cronoz September 16, 2003

Garg

To leave work early after having accomplished nothing except for taking a two hour lunch. They are also known to sniff bicycle seats.

"Dude, that guy is such a slacker - he pulls a Garg every other day!"

by FUStag January 30, 2008