feed da geese

beat off (see taking herman to the circus)

between classes i ran to the bathroom and began feeding the geese.

by porter November 11, 2003

Nose for stabbing geese

A large, long, pointy nose that in a pinch could be used for stabbing geese.

Adrien Brody has a nose for stabbing geese

by Smerrk August 1, 2012

geeked out

Someone who is using methamphetamines and is skitzing or behaving obsessively about doing something is geeked out. Someone spending hours to accomplish a meaningless task: trying to fix and unbroken item, playing games for obscene amounts of time, picking at skin for no reason, deciding to organize an unruley amount of items by color-shape-size-alphabetically-and numerically when it does not freaking matter. All done in consecutive amounts of time-without breaks & without blinking!

MAN 1: "You mean you skitzed last night and have been organizing all 5,000 baseball cards according to the third initial in the players last name? Man your geeked out!"
MAN 2: no reply because focused too hard on pointless task & did not even hear MAN 1 talk.

by shera September 16, 2007

Geezer-rock

Old school rock of the 60's and 70's

"My Dad and Mom are going to see Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, you know, That Geezer-rock"

by Summer O' Flannigan February 21, 2009

Geekenstein

Proper noun/referring to a geek of mythological proportions

I had another class under Professor Geekenstein

by Luker8urdog September 22, 2006

Geekend

Weekends in which friends get together and participate in activities seen as 'nerdy' or 'geekish' when in fact are insanely fun. Normally held in secret to avoid social exclusion from other members of society, or to prevent overcrowding at such events. Participants will not speak of these events outside their own friend group, and can be the source of many inside jokes. Many examples of these are shown in media, although are not recognised often as 'geekends'. For example, in Jim Carrey's Yes Man Norm holds a Harry Potter party in which everyone must come dressed as their favourite character from the books, and participants hold a Potterthon.

Person 1: Holding a geekend tonight at my house, how about it?
Person 2: Do you need me to bring my Star Wars box set?
Person 1: Already provided my friend.

by thenuggetshapedrobot April 24, 2011

Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs

This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.

by FlemNasty July 30, 2013