Funner

A word that is apparently not a word but it should be!!

Walking is so much funner than running!!

by AAnonymus March 15, 2015

Essex Funeral

An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.

Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.

by udisabitlush December 17, 2010

funeral portrait

when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.

i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.

by textdrivebys.com September 15, 2009

Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.

"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

funnerable

Vulnerable to fun. Extremely open to doing fun things. Easily affected by fun things.

She is extremely funnerable, she will do just about anything that sounds interesting.

When on drugs, I become extremely funnerable.

by refactor March 18, 2013

Funder

A bender in which the individual does not drink in excess but rather fucks in excess...a fuck bender (funder).

My friend Catherine recently became single and is going on a funder through the city.

Funder Ho!!!!!

by Funder Cat!!! July 14, 2013

funnerist

The funnest day ever .

In a group of friends tear off the stick light it, drop it and wait. That's the funnerist way to light off a bottle rocket.

by samiamantha September 5, 2017