fuckery

When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.

*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"

*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"

by Phil December 20, 2003

fuckery

A patois slang word of Jamaican origin. Means bullshit but could also indicate something unfair or wrong.

Patois: Is peer fuckery the police gwaan wid.
English: The police keeps up nothing but fuckery.

by TAS. August 31, 2007

funkeymunkey

a person who is really crazy, or spontaneous all of the time.

He is such a funkeymunkey.

by Not someone named Seth Norman October 9, 2003

funker

A guy called Dalj or collin, who sucks peoples farts all day long and then has a wank!

That dude over there has been sucking guffs all day and now he's having a five knuckel shuffel .... what a funker!

by kepy seema September 23, 2003

Fukery

Kind of like a bakery exept instead of bread you make fucks.

Lets go to the fukery already you fucking whore!!

by Inti2012 January 24, 2009

Fuckery

When you've been fucked over by someone.

Jim " arn't you going on a date tonight"
Dave " no she blew it off"
Jim " ahh thats Fuckery"

by Drunkfun September 25, 2013

Fuckery

the act of engaging in behavior that adversely impacts on good order and discipline

Bobby spent the night in jail because he engaged in some random fuckery.

by Mr I Take Up All The Good Names January 12, 2009