frankendike

A dike that is at least 6 foot eight, has short strait slicked down black hair, electrodes protruding from both sides of there neck and a flat head.

The moonlight revealed an ominous silhouette against the low fog cover. It walked stiffly and deliberately making a clunking noise with every step it took. I hid behind a tree to await its passing from a far and hopefully catch a glimpse. A clouds passing suddenly revealed the bright moonlight that shined upon the creature. --It heard my gasp and slowly turned towards me revealing its now illuminated face.-- Oh My God--a frankendike. I quickly said a prayer to the gods of speed and ran for the hills.

by illin foru August 11, 2009

Frankencig

A hand-rolled cigarette filled with tobacco from previously smoked cigarettes (cigarette butts).

Joey: "Hey Steve, roll up a muthafuckin frankencig."

Steve:"Word.."

by nightshade.ac July 30, 2010

Frankenbiker

A crusty, hipster-punk who rides a double-decker bicycle.

Dude: Dude! That guy was on a really tall bike! And now it kinda smells bad.

Other Dude: Frankenbiker!

by jsav1124 August 4, 2010

frankenfoofer

a replacement word used instead of a swear word when it is inappropriate to drop and F bomb. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

What the frankenfoofer are you doing in my room? Get the frankenfoofer out!!!!!

by ksizzlecbqueen November 5, 2010

franken feet

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011

frankenburg

to have sex with a woman using a frankfurt sausage and then eat the sausage when finished

Anthony was feeling a bit pekish so her perfomed a frankenburg with his girlfriend

by Clitoris69 July 14, 2011

Frankenfuck

A slang term for Necrophilia in a positive way

While frankenfucking may be illegal, plenty of people just do it in the mausoleums.

by ksa101 May 15, 2015