Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl

When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.

Let’s try the forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl!

by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023

Graphic Forward

adjective

— conforming to, attuned to, or characterized by the latest trends in graphics

Successful branding uses graphic forward designs to reinforce customers' visual memories.

by graphicforward October 1, 2021

Fast-forward

Used to justified saying Gay stuff
Opposite of "Pause".

A: Those nuts are huge.
B: That's Gay dude.
A: Fast-Forward.

by 666se7En November 12, 2020

Forward helix

A piercing on the front fold of your top ear sometimes called the “anti helix”

Tessa: Did you know that Hallie got her forward helix pierced?
Chloe: Omg yes I did, it looks so cool! I want that done one day!

by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022

Tovo Kanjo and forward!

Expression used to comfort person whose car got destroyed in an accident. Phrase is a combination of four words:
Tovo - misspelled "Toyo", name of the japanese tyre company
Kanjo - Kanjo is a subculture based in Osaka which is centered around Hondas and street racing on one of highway loops.
and forward! - "don't give up and go forward!"

K: Dude I took my Civic for a spin yesterday and yeeted into the fucking guardrail! My Civic is fucking ruined!

C: Mate stop whining! Tovo Kanjo and forward!

by 2137 June 1, 2019