Fortunable

To be weak and have no similarity to a fortress. (Fort-un-able)
Opposite of Fortrable.

Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.

The man who won the lottery looked very fortunable, weak and unstable.

congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.

by Fortrable August 19, 2024

Flag

Get the Fortunable mug.

fortune is gay

Someone named Eric that is gay

Bro yknow Eric? He’s gay so he’s fortune is gay

by Rangers A Joey November 23, 2024

Flag

Get the fortune is gay mug.

Squeal of Fortune

When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.

Last night, we had a fun time after Leigh got the squeal of fortune

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Flag

Get the Squeal of Fortune mug.

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

Flag

Get the I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter mug.

Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.

Sam is such a fortune male.

by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021

Flag