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School staff

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.

School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"

Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."

School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."

Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."

School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”

The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.

student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”

School staff member: “get the fuck out!”

Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”

School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”

Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
by JDMF March 27, 2024
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Staff

Definition 1:
A beautiful and amazing dog. It's an amazing family dog too. It's also known as Staffy or Staff Ordshire Bullterrier. They are very strong, the males are often stronger but some females are so strong they look like males (like my dog).

Definition 2:
An employee (someone who works at a store or restaurant.
person 1: Yooo, is that a staff??
Person 2: It does look like it, it's a strong one too.

Boss/manager: Gather the staff, we're having a meeting.
Staff: Aight, boss.
by yellowwater40 June 9, 2023
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double staff

a flow arts subset involving dancing with, spinning, or manipulating two staves (one in each hand) that is really dope and cool.
"Wow, this guy is an expert in double staff! He must study the Double Staff Alphabet."
by Brask November 30, 2022
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staff sergeant brothers

Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?

Grunt: They gone sir.

Officer: Why?

Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.
by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018
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Staff Augmentation

Staff augmentation is a type of outsourcing model that uses temporary workers to fill short-term job positions within your company.
Your company aims to develop a gaming app, and you require seven developers and than you hire developers on contract to complete the work in desired time. This process is called Staff Augmentation.
by LinkageIT® February 28, 2025
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gandalf's staff

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?
by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013
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seokjins bakery staff

Kall - the best staff member (tsk tsk lies)
Danica - the inactive owner (sad but true)
Dayeon - simp for kath (yuh get into it)
Kath - simp for dayeon (true ngl)
Irene - likes peoples little brothers (WHY IS THIS SO TRUE)
Rita - best head mod (PERIODTT)
Harry - that one trainee that never talks (yeahhhhhhh)
seokjins bakery staff are very weird besides kath and dayeon and rita :)
by kath :) November 11, 2020
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