Ego Fluffer 

Noun.

A typology of "friend" that is used to stoke one's ego (pun intended) on matters of moral doubt.

As a fluffer is used on pornographic sets to keep male actors aroused, an Ego Fluffer is used to make you forget of your insecurities.

- I cheated on my boyfriend yesterday, am I a bad person?
-Ego Fluffer: "OMG, of corse not! You go girl!"

Ego Fluffer by AristoteLoL March 18, 2021

turd fluffer 

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

turd fluffer by Lotte September 21, 2004

shower fluffer 

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.

I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.

shower fluffer by Drewtopia February 12, 2009

kitty fluffer 

The male version of a cock tease. A man who fluffs the whiskers of a pussy.

Joanne: "Man that guy was saying all the right things to make me jump his bone and then he just left!"

Chrissy: " Girl I knew he was trouble when we first spotted him. Nothing but a kitty fluffer!"

kitty fluffer by Hans_Brix February 3, 2010

Pillow Fluffer 

An object, usually a golf club or baseball bat hidden under the passenger seat of an automobile, used to beat the crap out of anyone who gives you shit while you are in or near your car.

Norris, go get my pillow fluffer out of the car so I can smash this kids face in.

Pillow Fluffer by Tommy May 31, 2003

Mother Fluffer 

a substitute for mother fucker.

pretty much the pussy way of talking smack.

Bob: ur gay

Fred: what did you say mother fluffer?

Bob: woah, ur too hard core for me.

Mother Fluffer by that evil giraffe November 15, 2011

shit fluffer

A shit fluffer is a person who takes leasure in fluffing a guy's shit. This means sexually arousing him with his or her hands, fingers, tongue, lips and penis.

That guy who is playing with that other guy's cock is a shit fluffer.

shit fluffer by Anonymous October 21, 2003