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Flower Bitch

The bitches who wear flower crowns on their heads. Usually fake flowers store bought from Michaels. They, aren't actually hipsters, they just dressed up as one for the day. Commonly found at music festivals. Often wear galaxy leggings or a thrift store maxi skirt.
Brittany: Hey Ashley look at that hipster girl with the edgy flower crown!
Ashley: No Brittany that's clearly a flower bitch heading to the Lana del Rey concert
by Flowerbitchgetsmehotandangry November 13, 2013
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flover

Someone who is more than a friend and more than a lover

(coined by the creaters of dribbleglass.com)
Shawn and Samantha were best friends, but after a few drinks and some steamy sideways looks, they tumbled into bed and had the most amazing sex ever. Now they are best friends who make love on a regular basis. So therefore, they are eachothers' flovers.
by Aquario6000 July 20, 2008
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sand flopper

A person who wears flip flops to the beach and when they walk
they unknowingly throw sand every where. They throw sand all over peoples blankets and wonder why people stare at them.
Look at that sand flopper throwing sand all over our blankets and food.
by Welcometothedustshow July 8, 2010
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Lady Flower Pain Shower

First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"
Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!

Me: Hahahaha.
by jAk3333. January 25, 2011
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Flower child

A person who was a hippie of the 1960's generation or in the neohippie movement.
by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010
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Flower

The most evil creature in the world, known for it's tendency to use humans as slaves in places known as "Gardens". These things take hours and hours of life away from their human slaves, and give nothing in return. There is only one creature more evil than a flower, and that is a kitten.
Geraniums ( flower ) suck my blood.
by FlowerResistance June 23, 2008
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Flower Kiss

The woman's version of t-bagging.

Called this because the woman's vagina resembles the petals of a flower.
Mary gave John a flower kiss when he was asleep.
by Puttputt33 August 28, 2009
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