Floater

To commit a sexual act, such as oral or vaginal, but right before the male ejaculates, he dumps root beer cream soda and ice cream down the partners face, abdomen, or lower back

The other day went awesome! I gave this hot girl a bomb floater and she came twice 😳

by JizzyJabrony November 25, 2019

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022

Street Floater

When you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. Leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the space or ANY will be there when you return. A Street Floater is leaving a space for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. The floating aspect, is essentially the parking space you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. Note, it isn't a street floater if someone saves the space for you, leaves the space as you return, or if you block the space in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. These actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.

I drove down to taco bell because it was late and I was starving, and when I got home I busted a MAAAAAAAAAD Street floater. the same spot was all clear when I got back.

Or,

I thought I found a street floater but it turned out to be a Spot Tease. That damn neighbor parked in between two spots again.

by Lladnek November 23, 2010

Floater

A trash can which is pushed into the crowd, and the wheels return independently.

It’s a floater!

by LidLockTV March 14, 2022

Floater

An individual who "floats" between house parties, regardless of whether or not you know them.

Dude some floater just joined our room!

by Oaf daddy January 15, 2017

Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.

"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."

by yolohipster81 August 19, 2013

Floater

Someone who can be described as omega. He let's others dominate him and enjoys being submissive. Typically an ass guy.

Person 1: Man, Mr. Omega is a real floater.
Person 2: Ikr, he let's his wife beat him.

by ilovefloaters666 April 27, 2022