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diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023
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Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.
I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight
by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023
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Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
by Meato December 18, 2023
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Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.
*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025
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The Fleshlightenment

A spiritual awakening via vaginal experience that leads to obsessive behavior, playlist-making, and family introductions after one fuck.
He said he was an atheist but now he believes in fate. Classic case of The Fleshlightenment.
by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025
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Labubu Fleshlight

Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!
Yo bro I just scored a Labubu Fleshlight from a baddie!!”
by Masonluvsbaseball September 1, 2025
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Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
by dunna6767 December 11, 2020
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