Flaba cum shot

it's when you wiggle your dick side to side across the vagina with cum spraing all of her legs.

dude - " I'M cumming, I'm cumming..... AHHHHH, i flaba cum shot all over you"
sexy hot chick - "oh fuck yeah, that feels sooo good"

by The god of pussy August 31, 2016

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

Flaccid

Floppy, or limp. like an old lettuce leaf.

Crikey Charley! That lettuce is as flaccid as your ex-boyfriend!

by LukeWw July 12, 2022

Through The Facade

The best band in the world.

I've seen through The Facade. They are the best band in the world.

by Tenacious Chode January 3, 2009

Flaccid Penis

Similar to the use of the word "pussy" as an insult, "flaccid penis" is a more appropriate term for backing out of important decisions and events due to fear.

Him: I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know if I can
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!

by FightingOneFP-AtA-TimeAJ May 29, 2018

Flaaron

1) A combination of "Flaaanders" and Aaron.
2) A bracketed Simpsons quote.
3) A nickname created by Phil (see philmosexual).
4) One who uses this nickname.

Phil: Flaa(ro)n(!) Flaa(ro)n(!)
Flaaron: WHAT! What is it!?
Phil: Game's out there! Hah hah made you look!

by Flaaron November 27, 2003

flabada

to swim a great distance while urinating simultaneously

Thomas, Niki, and Grant are going for a flabada

by Toothpaste R. simms October 18, 2006