Farmed

Verb: To get beaten on the river in Texas Hold'em despite having strong odds of winning, and making good bets. Especially to have this happen regularly to the same opponent who consistently defies the odds of poker.

Tom had Kh Kc, Joe had 4h8d. Flop was Kd, 5c, 6h. Turn 2d. and the river was a 7s. "Tom just got Farmed by Joe" or "Joe sure farmed Tom." "damn Tom you just got farmed"

by B. Jesus May 17, 2008

CHINESE FIREDRILL

Any incident involving mass confusion, esp. involving a particularly large crowd. Basically, a bunch of people panicing when they really shouldn't be.

"Trying to evacuate the city before the hurricane hit was like a chinese fire drill; people were running everywhere."

by Telegram Sam April 26, 2003

Alaskan Firedragon

When a men sets his dick on fire and sticks it Inside a girls pussy

Tupac Alaskan firedragoned me, and now my pussy is sour

by W.i.l May 31, 2016

FireDragon

A being that is the center of hypocritical nonsense, and drama. Found hanging out in places where his true self is masked behind a huge wall of black and white text. These places usually contain very professional individuals who wish nothing but to skull fuck and blast his brains out.

FireDragon: <insert bitching/moaning n' other shit that no one gives a flying fuck about>

by SyntheticGeeks December 1, 2007

firedrill

when you suddenly need to use the bathroom.

*while doing squats at practice* "FIREDRILL!!!!"

by anonymous!!poop September 10, 2010

Firmer

A very kind, helpful, lucky person who is often the victim of bad health and sexual jokes.

Hey Firmer, you don't look so good, you should probably take a rest.

by BlockethTheGrand June 23, 2011

mexican firedragon

the act of shoving a taco into a girls vagina while putting hot sauce on your penis and thouroghly humping it

1st person:oh man i gave jane the mexican firedragon last nite
2nd person:wuz it fun?

1st person: hell no it burnt like a bitch

by nnnmmm May 4, 2010