Firebagged

1. The position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair or incomplete.
3. To be in serious trouble.
4. In western Canada: being forced or tricked into the position described above as a result of an economic downturn.

1. "We're totally Firebagged! Not even McGyver could get outta this one."
2. This truck is Firebagged! Is sounds like there's a miniature horse screaming under the hood!"
3. Leena "Can we bribe the guards to let us out of this Mexican Prison?"
Gordie "Not after what you did - we're Firebagged!"
4. "He said there were only a few things wrong with his car, so I agree to fix it for $75. Once I looked under the hood I realized he totally Firebagged me."

by UrbanBabelFish May 17, 2010

tire fire

A horrifying mess, either literally or figuratively foul-smelling, that seems to last forever.

For several years, Charlie Sheen's life was a tire fire, but he finally seems to have put the fire out.

by Maxxie G. May 8, 2019

Fire Baller

When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.

I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

fire in the ho

Knowingly blowing your STD laden semen in an unsuspecting female's mouth, anus, or vagina.

It burned when I peed, but she was hot as hell; FIRE IN THE HO!

by Saucy Jiz May 27, 2018

Fire Dragon Roar

While having sex, dip your dick in canola oil, set it on fire, and extinguish the flames in one of your partner's orifices.

Please note: It is recommended that you have an escape plan, as the recipient will scream in pain.

"My house was burned down after an unsuccessful fire dragon roar"

by Gamer_gorl May 27, 2019

PK Fire

What every Smash Bros player hears in their nightmares

Ganondorf main: *exists*
Ness: PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK-
Ganondorf: *Fucking Dies*

by AntifaRedPanda September 18, 2020

hang_fire :/

SAY YOU DO THIS SHIT YOU DONT DO IT ENOUGH

Person 1: “You heard that new hang_fire :/?”
Person 2: “Look in the sky, who do you see bruh?”
Person 1: “That’s not a plane. Lil bitch, that’s me bruh”
Person 2: “Valid as fuck.”

by wicksuzi January 30, 2022