by The bocc March 7, 2018
Get the The Fig and Cream Specialmug. the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!
by BosCircus December 12, 2021
Get the muimi/fig/andymug. by SgtDangles January 4, 2017
Get the Shaggy Fig-Hoofmug. Fig newtons are ambiguous, they're not biscuits/cookies and they're not fruit, thus:
1) A fig newton is a noun that defines a relationship that is more than just being "friends with benefits." You have sex but you actually have feelings for each other, you are emotionally dependent on each other but it's not (yet) love, and for some reason (i.e geographical distance, availability, commitment issues, etc), you two have chosen to not be in an exclusive relationship.
2) A fig newton is for a relationship you have with someone that you cannot categorize as "just friends," "fuck buddies," "friends with benefits, or "boyfriend/girlfriend."
1) A fig newton is a noun that defines a relationship that is more than just being "friends with benefits." You have sex but you actually have feelings for each other, you are emotionally dependent on each other but it's not (yet) love, and for some reason (i.e geographical distance, availability, commitment issues, etc), you two have chosen to not be in an exclusive relationship.
2) A fig newton is for a relationship you have with someone that you cannot categorize as "just friends," "fuck buddies," "friends with benefits, or "boyfriend/girlfriend."
"Hey, so what's going on with that guy that you were seeing?"
"Oh, he moved to NYC. We still have feelings for each other and have sex when we see each other though. But we're not in a relationship or anything"
"What do you call those things?"
"Oh, he's my fig newton (n)." or "We're fig newtons (pl)"
"Oh, he moved to NYC. We still have feelings for each other and have sex when we see each other though. But we're not in a relationship or anything"
"What do you call those things?"
"Oh, he's my fig newton (n)." or "We're fig newtons (pl)"
by Moonbounce July 17, 2012
Get the Fig newton (n)mug. Rural insult used to make someone sad or mad.
Used to intimidate; make angry.(when said in a low, raspy voice.)
Used to intimidate; make angry.(when said in a low, raspy voice.)
by Jesth May 7, 2007
Get the break your figsmug. Rural insult used to make someone sad or mad.
Used to intimidate; make angry.(when said in a low, raspy voice.)
Used to intimidate; make angry.(when said in a low, raspy voice.)
by Jesth May 7, 2007
Get the break your figsmug. A scrub brand, but more importantly code to one healthcare worker to another healthcare worker that they want to have sex.
by Bearman November 11, 2021
Get the I like your Figs.mug.