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Feast or Famine

When your fantasy football team finishes only first or worst 5 years running.
If you looked your name up your name in the dictionary it would say feast or famine.
by WoodsyOwl December 16, 2021
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JJ Feast

The JJ feast, or Vajayjay feast is the act of cumming inside of a woman’s vagina and then feeding it back to them using your fingers to scoop and feed.
After Jane climaxed John gave her the JJ Feast by cumming inside her and then scooping it out with his fingers and feeding it back to her.
by SKYScrapes October 28, 2019
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Feast of Seven Cheeses

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
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queen's feast

The act of receiving cunnilingus while eating and watching TV in the bathtub
by Thedirtyone522 February 3, 2017
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high feast

When you get high, and eat a feast.

Be aware, the munchies often cause people to cook some fucked up combinations of food and condiments.
I really wanna smoke two epic bowls and make a high feast!
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
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Fancy Feast

When the pussy smells like rotten cat food but you eat it anyway.
Your mom really served me up some fancy feast.
by Dingaroo December 10, 2020
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Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy popular among distance runners.
"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast in the pipe tonight? I heard Noah will be there!"
by LetItLinger March 28, 2025
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