One is going to "follow back/followback/fb/FB (#follow back/#follwback/#fb/#FB)" anybody who follows @E.G.PersonB! RT one when done and one will know!
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Tounge Punch the Fart Box. similar to Tounge Jack the Shit Box. The act of inserting the tongue as deep as possible into the anus.
by SNIPERCOW January 1, 2012
Get the TP the FB mug.In the opening days of February 2010, a person or persons unknown started a stupid new trend on facebook and myspace that swept through like an avalanche. Countless people posted the following status: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this in your status and the first entry for your name under comments."
This resulted in a huge influx of traffic on UD, which bogged down the site and crashed it a few times, because everyone thought it was so cool to post a glowing definition of their first name, which was submitted by some asswipe years ago. Of course, none of these lame first name definitions should have been approved in the first place, as per the UD guidelines which so many people ignore.
And yet, the worst was not over. After this, countless people began submitting first name definitions, which fell into two categories: glowing definitions of oneself or a friend, or slanderous definitions of an enemy. It was up to the editors to ensure the future of UD....
This resulted in a huge influx of traffic on UD, which bogged down the site and crashed it a few times, because everyone thought it was so cool to post a glowing definition of their first name, which was submitted by some asswipe years ago. Of course, none of these lame first name definitions should have been approved in the first place, as per the UD guidelines which so many people ignore.
And yet, the worst was not over. After this, countless people began submitting first name definitions, which fell into two categories: glowing definitions of oneself or a friend, or slanderous definitions of an enemy. It was up to the editors to ensure the future of UD....
Oh man, I remember staying up all night during the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010, rejecting as many lame-ass self-serving first name definitions as I could. It seemed like they would never end. I only wish we could remove all the ones from years ago, but most have too many votes and are thus "too popular" to be nominated for removal.
Dumbass: OMG!!! This is soooo awesome! UD says I'm a wonderful, sexy, intelligent person! That's great, but I think I'll submit and even better and more specific one! And then a mean one about the girl that pushed me at recess today!
UD Editor: I'll reject them all. Please stop contributing to the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010.
Dumbass: Noooo!!! I'm shallow and weak and I need this self-esteem boost!
Dumbass: OMG!!! This is soooo awesome! UD says I'm a wonderful, sexy, intelligent person! That's great, but I think I'll submit and even better and more specific one! And then a mean one about the girl that pushed me at recess today!
UD Editor: I'll reject them all. Please stop contributing to the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010.
Dumbass: Noooo!!! I'm shallow and weak and I need this self-esteem boost!
by klopek007 February 5, 2010
Get the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010 mug.When You Go Online But Stay Offline On Chat, Scroll Through Posts Without Responding, View A Few Pictures, And Signing Out. Essentially Scapegoating Any Contact With Other Users.
-The Example Is A Beyond Obvious, Redundant Restatement Of The Definition, But Alright-
Facebook User: Click Click..Scroll
Facebook User: Huh,How Very Intriguing..
Facebook User: Click Click...Scroll
Facebook User: Must Resist Urge To Post Cryptic Status
Facebook User: *Logs Out
Facebook User:
Yay!!! Now I Feel Better About Myself! How Mesmerizing!
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Facebook User: Click Click..Scroll
Facebook User: Huh,How Very Intriguing..
Facebook User: Click Click...Scroll
Facebook User: Must Resist Urge To Post Cryptic Status
Facebook User: *Logs Out
Facebook User:
Yay!!! Now I Feel Better About Myself! How Mesmerizing!
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Ghost FB'Ing
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by Xeno7365 July 19, 2012
Get the Ghost FB'Ing mug.One who refuses to get their own FB account and instead uses their spouse of significant other's account. This allows them to truthfully deny having an account. This person uses the account to check up on family members and friends.
Sister: "Dad was on mom's FB account again! He grounded me because I cursed on FB."
Brother: "Yeah, he's such an Undercover FB User."
Brother: "Yeah, he's such an Undercover FB User."
by Lolita75 January 12, 2010
Get the Undercover FB User mug.Someone new to FB that has yet to learn how to send a private message via the "message" option on the intended recipients profile. Instead, this newbie posts the private message on their status update. Ooopsie!
Granddaughter, "Grandma, I think you did a Newbie FB Oopsie! You didn't mean to ask EVERYONE how their trip to Florida was....right?"
Grandmother, "Oh dear, I meant to send that to my friend Louise."
Grandmother, "Oh dear, I meant to send that to my friend Louise."
by Lolita75 January 13, 2010
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