Colin Farrell

Some Irish twat that can't act, and is terribly ugly.

'Goddamn, i'm having a bad today!'
'Man, it could be worse. You could be Colin Farrell!'
'Yeh, thats true. I feel kinda better now!'

by RobBbBb June 24, 2006

Farrell

The art of taking a dump. Can be anything from soft serve, liquified, pebbles, the S turd, floaters, sinkers, or even the long ones that takes up the whole bowl where it comes out of the water (you know what I mean). Sometimes it's as bad as having to wipe your ankles. Also reffered to as dropping the kids off at the pool.

Man that Chinese food is messing with my stomach! I am going to have to take a Farrell all over that bathroom.

by Yea it's me August 12, 2014

facrediting

When a person is looking for their credit card in their wallet at the register.

Your buying groceries and holding up the whole line, you are then facrediting.

by John McKinly December 13, 2008

farrelldogger

Some who gets their pussy slapped mad times and has a major orgasm

Damn I was hitting her up she's just like a farrelldogger

by Johnny1013 November 20, 2016

farret

a skinny nigger with sharp teeth

quit eating my chicken farret

by slinky jewel July 18, 2006

Farradox

A story or set of stories given to you by a drunk friend, with the implied knowledge that your friend is clearly full of shit and attempting to make himself/herself look larger than life. When one or more of these stories result in a blatant contradiction of scientific and/or anecdotal facts, a farradox results.

Mike was trying to explain drunk that he didn't really mean to flirt with that chick, but she was on his lap and he was nibbling on her ear. Clearly, this is just one big farradox.

by whoo kid 1234 October 17, 2009

non-farted

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006