Facebitch

Being a bitch to someone over facebook statuses (also can be mybitch, which is a bitch over myspace)

"Dude, Ruth was being a total Facebitch today"

by Jables21 March 8, 2010

Faceblock

Basically cock blocking another virtually by means of facebook. It is usually by commenting on the same status when a similar person of interest is involved. ie someone chimes in when the other is spitting game on the wall.

Dude, I been trying to bag this girl for a month, and Ryan is totally faceblocking me! I'll say some shit and the motherfucker one ups me every time! Guess I request some more hos.

by Virtual cockblocking July 14, 2011

Faceblock

When you go on the computer to be productive, but never get past Facebook because you've made it your homepage.

I was supposed to be checking on my online class, but I got Faceblocked 5 hours ago.

by Jazzyris May 25, 2013

facebok

1. The flat and featured surfaces of one's face. 2. When a chicken cluks in another chicken's face. 3. Award-winning social media site for chickens, turkeys, wild game and the general poultry community. 4. Awkward hit to the face from an inanimate object 5. A popular bok choy dish inspired by master chefs from Thailand in tribute to the famous social media site. 5. The biographical name for the Bok family of faces. 5. Confrontation of the Bok family or one of its members. Social media site for employees of the Bank of Oklahoma. 6. When a South African shows through his facial expressions he is keen or willing to do something.

"Tim liked teasing Tracy on facebok and it was verging on violation of Bank of Oklahoma policy rules."

"Rooster John got lots of hen hook-ups through facebok."

"James Beard Award judges have commented Chef Sum Guy's facebok dish is exquisite blending different styles of Asian Pacific Rim cuisine using the finest baby bok choy grown by Asian master farmers."

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 23, 2018

Facebanking

A campaign tactic, similar to phonebanking, which involves logging onto facebook chat and asking friends to vote for a candidate. It is used most prominently in student government elections at the post-secondary level.

If we want to win this election we're going to need people with lots of friends facebanking for us.

by Majestic OGRe May 26, 2011

Facebeat

The act of masturbating to profile pictures, photo albums, and the like on Facebook.

Juan: How was last night, mang?

Me: Thanks for asking, Juan. I was running super low on mental images of old girlfriends, coworkers and acquaintances to pud off to, so I logged onto Facebook and Facebeat literally all night long.

Juan: That's sick, homes.

by pizzahater January 14, 2010

two-faceb

When somebody has a completely different personality on social networking sites, like Facebook.

I was talking to Sally last night on Facebook, man, she is so two-faceb.

Harry is so much different when talking to him face-to-face. He's two-faceb if I ever saw one.

by Lexedy93 November 29, 2010