S.A.F

single-as-fuck

Looking at all these couples around me made me realize something... I am S.A.F

by hostess69 July 25, 2011

A F U

"All Fucked Up". When something has been totally messed up. Also see SNAFU

"After breaking his wrist, his pool game is A F U"

by Matkowitz April 5, 2008

M.I.L.F.A

M.I.L.F.A (adj)

Mom I'd like to fuck analy.

Is a play off of the popular M.I.L.F or Mom I'd like to fuck.

Boy 1: Did you see Jimmy Peterson's monm at the pool the yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah I know her ass was so tight.
Boy 1: Yeah she is a total M.I.L.F
Boy 2: No dude, with an ass like that she is a M.I.L.F.A.
Boy 1: Totally, Mrs.Peterson is a M.I.L.F.A!

by xxColemanxx September 6, 2008

B.F.A.

"Blank Firing Adapter" an ugly orange painted device that is fixed to end of your M-16 restricting the gas flow from the blanks out the barrel so that your weapon will cycle as per live rounds. Without the gas blowback created by a real bullet travelling through the barrel, the weapon will not function. So when firing blanks, you must use these to make the weapon cycle properly. If you do not restrict the gas flow with this you will have to fire one blank at a time and manually eject the casing!.

Make sure your b.f.a. is secured properly over the flash suppressor, that could be why your weapon is not cycling in this training exercise!

by CISO May 20, 2007

F.A.R.T.

Fathers Against Rude Television

Popularized on Futurama

We Are F.A.R.T. Members And We Demand Access

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

F.A.M.

F.A.M. is an acronym meaning Family Above Money. One who is especially true or close to their FAM. Without the FAM shits not good.

"F.A.M. Ain't No Punk Shit Nigga, It's Strength At It's Finest."

by gabriel2o9 February 10, 2010

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009