When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 08, 2023
by hellodic*tionary June 14, 2021
by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy November 18, 2022
Yeah, no, I know fuck-face! That's why the deadman switch! That's why the deadman switch, fuck-face!
Hym "You cocksuckers are only pro-human when that human is either doing what you want as long as they're within your gaze. And if they are outside of your gaze, they could be getting their heads exploded my jew-bombs and you wouldn't give a shit. You so you can tell you wife to execute the dick sucking protocol and you can go on right ahead and give me my money."
by Hym Iam July 05, 2024
A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014