executive cuddling

"I think I'm going to head home and enjoy some executive cuddling with my girlfriend!"
by Lethargy March 22, 2013
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Executive Workout

To drink a couple of tallboys in the sauna after a hard workout.
Hey bob, want to hit the gym for an executive workout after the meeting tonight?
by KingOfUOIT October 04, 2010
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Self-execute

1. To do something yourself for yourself
2. To do something yourself to yourself
3. To do something yourself with yourself
He decided to self-execute his subconscious as to get unneeded info out of him as that subliminal flush wasn't as effective as he thought he needed.
by TrueBlueHue1 May 30, 2024
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Executed

Executed is a well feared CyberSecurity user who is involved in Doxxing, hexxing, CyberSecurity and more. Executed is a member of Skixx MeliSec Rain 223 666 Etc
Executed is a cyber criminal
by Crimewrld October 16, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 08, 2023
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
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