Evan

Evan is extremely racist, he doesnt like monkeys. He loves dudes tho. Evan: 🙎 ♂️❤🙎 ♂️

Guy 1: Who is that monkey hatin man lover?
Guy 2: Thats evan dude!

by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023

Evan

A kind hearted absolute FUCKING HOTTIE WITH A HUMUNGOUS DICK

"That Evan?"

"Yea he has a massive dick"

by hahahahhahahahahfunny February 17, 2021

Evan

Slender man looking ass. He is a bitch and doesn't know how to treat a lady. Especially his girl.

*Girl*Ew there is Evan
*Alyssa* He isn't bad
*Girl* Yes he is
*Alyssa* Yeah your right, I am just saying that cuz he is my boyfriend
*Girl* We aren't friends anymore

by Celine Cotton April 03, 2018

Evan

Cracks his knuckles all the time. can't say I don't like it though.

Damn did u hear that crack
must've been evan

by Editingmenorsmth April 12, 2022

Evan

The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.

Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in

by Jayveewhy August 07, 2018

Evan

To be the best at everything they do and to be so strong not even the stronger person in the world can beat them

Evan is so dope

by Evan yo February 10, 2017

Evan

Evans usually take a liking to country and rap music. They are fond of sports such as baseball and basketball. Evans sometimes come on too strong when pursuing a girl, which can be a big turn off for some people. They are overprotective of people they like. Maybe too overprotective. Evans also typically play the piano, the guitar, or the drums.

“That guy is acting like an Evan!”
“Girl, I think you should stay away from him”

by xoxo gossip gorl October 15, 2019