Emotional Cow-Tipping

Ambush of a person's lack of emotional awareness regarding a certain issue. Sneaking up from behind, saying something provocative and intentionally confusing, then running away.

"He was unaware that he was the subject of an Emotional Cow-Tipping. She knew all about the other woman, and dropped a verbal bomb right in front of him and his friends."

by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

emotional maturity

Being willing to take some shit to get some shit done

It takes some fuckin emotional maturity to deal with people

by johnnyblaze202020 May 4, 2018

emotional black eye

A sharp public humiliation or visible emotional trauma.

An example of emotional black eye -- getting dumped on Twitter.

by bookworm73 June 23, 2010

Emotional Shrapnel

The detritus that gets stuck in a person's soul when another person has a complete meltdown and spreads their BS across the widest available arc becaue they can't keep their emotions in check.

A close kin to free floating anxiety - but with more oomph.

When your boss has a cow for something that wasn't your fault and really rips into you. You've got to take the hit without a flakjacket. The "Emotional Shrapnel" can lodge deep and cause future issues.

by Ms. JacKeT November 23, 2011

Emotional Inertia

The amount of emotional stability associated with an individual as it pertains to how dramatic an event is required to move them to an extreme emotional state.

His girlfriend seems to be able to be moved to tears by such a simple thing as a greeting card commercial. That chick has absolutely no emotional inertia!

by SmoovJC November 21, 2012

Emotional Crotch

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.

Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!

by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015

Emotionally starstruck

A person who is feeling a indescribable amount of emotions

"I can't wait to go to high school!"
"The expressions on your face make you emotionally starstruck."

by Drago flag August 4, 2017