Emotional Bellhop

(n) A person who manages to carry a large amount of emotional baggage with them to any situation and expects a gratuity after dumping the aforementioned baggage on you.

We couldn't be friends after the relationship was over beccause she was an emotional bellhop.

Emotional Bellhop by S Lucky March 14, 2007

emotional gypsy 

A person who is interested in emotional attachment and romance but who does not commit to one nest for too long. They fully invest themselves whilst they are in this state of emotional high, but they do not sustain due to a need to move on and build other relationships. Some would define emotional gypsies as sluts or players but this is not the case. They are not interested in solely the physical aspect of sex but they are interested in the relationship, attachment as well as the physical benefits.

"I am so done with relationships and break ups! I have decided to become an emotional gypsy, travelling from one attachment to the other without the fear of a catastrophical break up."

emotional gypsy by emotionalgypsy1 November 30, 2013

emotionally turbulent

Emotionally all over the fucking place and it’s just non-stop

Maddie: Yo Shelly is so emotionally turbulent from the shit she is getting into

emotionally turbulent by madlhs16 December 28, 2017

Emotional Illiteracy

e·mo·tion·al il·lit·er·a·cy
Adjective
When a person gets so frustrated or upset with someone/thing that they allow their emotions to control the way they speak or type.

Symptoms: stuttering, improper grammar or excessive spelling errors

Not to be mistaken with Emotional Literacy - the concept proposed by the psychotherapist Claude Steiner in the 1970s that refers to the ability to understand emotions, listen to others and empathize with their emotional states, as well as express emotions in a productive way.

(Emotional Illiteracy)
*Two co-workers are discussing the behavior of a fellow co-worker*
Frodo:"I can't stand riding to work with Tony Stark, his road rage is so bad that I can't understand what he's yelling half of the time"
Shaq:"I understand what you mean, I find his emotional illiteracy to be quite amusing on some of the rides home"

(Emotionally Illiterate)
*Two strangers are arguing on an online post*
"How do you expect me to have an argument like an adult when you're so emotionally illiterate that I can't understand what you're saying?"

Emotional Illiteracy by FBK420 May 29, 2019

Emotional Racing 

After getting hoed in mario kart. You proceeded to hoe the next person either behind you or in front of you.

Don't come up here emotional racing Ben.

Emotional Racing by Shimoyami July 16, 2023

Emotional write-off 

One so damaged by a single or multiple romantic failures that they may well be beyond economical repair.

He chased after her for months, but she still did not want to know. Reckon he's an emotional write-off for now.

Emotional write-off by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010

emotional baggage 

1. Painful memories, mistrust and hurt carried around from past sexual or emotional rejection.

2. An excuse commonly used by Peter Pans and other immature men to avoid commmitment yet maintain a sexual relationship.

1. I don't think I can handle a real relationship right now. I need some time to get over my emotional baggage.

2. See above...

emotional baggage by dancingqueen March 7, 2005