A small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. There isn't much to do in Eldersburg, but it is becoming a popular place. People come there because of the low crime rate and the great schools there.
Adult: We are going to move to Eldersburg, honey.
Kid: Why, Mom. There is nothing to do there.
Adult: So much has been going on here that I just want to move to somewhere that is safe.
Kid: Why, Mom. There is nothing to do there.
Adult: So much has been going on here that I just want to move to somewhere that is safe.
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Highly Educated Person
Meaning; Old Friend / Hung
Norwegian historian dating back before the Vikings recruiting everyone come forward and fight. Leader/King of social and independent gatherings.
Nickname: LD
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