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eavesdrop

An information-gathering technique perfected by the illustrious Yves the Sleuth.
by noseygradstudent March 3, 2011
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Eldest

An attempt by scholars to re-introduce the joy of reading the Thesaurus to the younger generation by attatching to it characters and the occasional event. The book cover claims it was written by Christopher Paolini, but we know better.
"I have a new name for pain."
"What's that?"
"The obliterator."

"Layer upon layer of pregnant clouds blanketed Palancar Valley, clinging to the mountains with tenacious arms and filling the air with heavy, cold mist. From inside, Roran watched as cords of gray water pelted the trees with their frothing leaves, muddied the trench around Carvahall, and scrabbled with blunt fingers against the thatched roofs and eaves as the clouds disgorged their load. Everything was streaked, blurred, and hidden behind the torrent’s inexorable streamers," An example of how Eldest appropriated the Thesaurus to describe rain


"The sandstone around her nose shimmered like gilded dew, turning clear with dancing silver highlights. Eragon watched in wonder as tendrils of white diamond twisted over the tomb’ surface in a web of priceless filigree. Sparkling shadows were cast on the ground, reflecting splashes of brilliant colors that shifted dazzlingly as the sandstone continued to change"
by LockBreaker October 16, 2008
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elverto

A sexy ass nigga with a big ass dick. When bitches see him there vaginas turn into oceans.
Damn, that nigga Elverto can fuck my pussy sideways.
by FatherBaby February 20, 2019
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elestecay

porn can cause elestecay after jerking off to gay porn for over an hour
Jimmy:yo bro have you hit elestecay yet?
Jack: dude what the fuck i hit elestecay when i was twelve!
by dicksucker1738 November 21, 2018
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Ellesmere port

Ellesmere port (often referred to as 'the port') is full of drug-taking trash and alcoholics who think their solid like the rest of the town. Port heads are out to cause trouble for no actual reason. Every girl looks as though she has been rolling around in a giant bag of wotsits. It's full of chav scumbags and couples wear matching tracksuits and everybody that I've ever met from ellesmere port are arrogant good for nothing douchebags.
Jade: So, dwayne tell me a bit about yourself

Dwayne: I'm from Ellesmere port me lad 'coz i'm solid like dat innit

Jade: My parents always told me to look at the bright side of things, but in this situation there really isn't a bright side. *RUNS FOR HER LIFE*
by emziewoowoo June 28, 2011
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Elesha

She's insecure yet confident, sad yet cheerful, loud yet quiet, depressed yet overjoyed, nervous yet proud, arrogant yet peaceful, shapely yet not, an hourglass figure yet there are only a few minutes at the bottom.
Friend:" If I was Elesha I would be offended."
Bob the cafe guy: "Why would you be offended?"
Friend:"Because she always is."
Bob the cafe guy: "Interesting, glad I'm informed. Enjoy your coffee." (Walks away with a confused look)
by Bob the cafe guy July 2, 2019
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eaves-peeping

Intentionally peering at a computer screen that does not belong to you.
While working on my laptop during the flight I noticed the passenger next to me "eaves-peeping" my work.
by Mark A. Gregg July 20, 2008
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