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Ellesmere port (often referred to as 'the port') is full of drug-taking trash and alcoholics who think their solid like the rest of the town. Port heads are out to cause trouble for no actual reason. Every girl looks as though she has been rolling around in a giant bag of wotsits. It's full of chav scumbags and couples wear matching tracksuits and everybody that I've ever met from ellesmere port are arrogant good for nothing douchebags.
Jade: So, dwayne tell me a bit about yourself

Dwayne: I'm from Ellesmere port me lad 'coz i'm solid like dat innit

Jade: My parents always told me to look at the bright side of things, but in this situation there really isn't a bright side. *RUNS FOR HER LIFE*
by emziewoowoo June 26, 2011
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Shoulder rape. The act of touching/stroking somebody's shoulder unexpectedly. When you shrape somebody, you automatically become a 'shrapist'
*Holly touches Charlotte's shoulder*

Charlotte: Did you just shrape me?

Holly:Well yes, yes i did

Charlotte: you're just a shrapist
by emziewoowoo November 03, 2011
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