red dwarf

only the greatest band in existance.

"How was the Red Dwarf concert last night, barbara?"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"

by pinkeye January 27, 2005

Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

by Jon January 20, 2005

nimble dwarf

this word is derek and dale

fhdwhaf uhgiafesgia adfviuashv

by halo 2 March 28, 2005

filthy dwarf

When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.

"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"

"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"

by Schleiermacher December 5, 2016

Spazzy Dwarf

A angry and retarded girl who looks blazed off her tits about 90% of the time, usually named sheree.

Mate that is one spazzy dwarf

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

toothless dwarf

When a midget with no teeth goes down on your thunderbox and when your about to cum he pours lucky charms all over her pussy.

Krista really want a toothless dwarf to pour lucky charms all over her but none could be found.

by dirtymatthew May 9, 2020

Dingle Dwarf

Best fucker around, you're the fucking best

Bro you're such a goddamn dingle dwarf, please fuck me

by anonymous December 13, 2020