dumbledore's army

To be part of "Dumnbledore's Army" is to be gay. Popularized since J.K. Rowling's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.

Person 1: Hey man, are you gay?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm totally part of Dumbledore's Army.

by Jman077 July 20, 2008

Dumbledore's Army

The army of dumb whores.
They steal your boyfriends and call you fat.
They do whatever the Main Dumbledore says.

What bitches D:

girl: lalalal -happy-
maindumbledore: ew.
dumbledore2: YEAH, ew!
girl: T__T
dumbledore3: yea!

maindumbledore: your FAT!

dumbledore2: yea! ew! fat!
girl: O___O

randomperson: wow! its dumbledore's army! :D
maindumbledore: :D

by squirrelaidsftw March 6, 2010

dumbeldore

When your old, but still can sustain erections

When a guy who is supposidly too old to get an erection sustains one for a good amount of time, especially when tonks is in the room.
Old Guy: "Wow, I think I might be able to pull off a Dumbeldore tonight with that woman"

by Ja In Kang August 30, 2007

rumble dumble

a rumble dumble is the result of having a baby with an earthquake.

I was having a good time with that earthquake until I cam, and now I may have a rumble dumble to deal with.

by Anti_Mike September 12, 2004

Dumbledore's Army

meaning a member of the gay community. aka "family"

(guy walks in) Me: so what da ya think?
You: what da ya mean?
Me: is he Dumbledore's Army or no?
You: He's definately family.

by waldie November 15, 2007

dumbledore

a female with excessive tangled unmanaged and scary pubic hair

it looks like theres a tarantula nest on her crotch

pubes bush dumbledore tarantula hair madusa nooch

by The Philosophizer October 23, 2011

Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."

After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.

by [m@] September 16, 2008