douchebag

1. Female hygiene item
2. A person who surpasses the rank fool, jerk, imbecile, dumbass, etc.

~Allen is a douchebag who never takes a shower or washes the only 3 sets of clothes he owns. Let's kick his ass.

by Anonymousperson123456 April 24, 2006

Douchebag

Rob

Rob is a major douchebag

Stop being a Rob

Rob is also known as d-bag

That rob cock blocked me

by (:-P) November 20, 2009

douchebag

any of those lame albinos who works at Hollister and wears flip flops in January. These people fail to realize that even though they wish they were in California, it is actually snowing outside and their frostbitten toes will only add to their douchebagedness.

Eww! Look at that douchebag walking out of Hollister.

by tnp April 14, 2006

Douchebag

Any guy who wears sunglasses indoors

Woah, Jacob has sunglasses on in the movie theatre...what a douchebag!!!

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 13, 2016

Douchebag

Colson Baker, MGK, Machine Gun Kelly the rapper

Bro, pink hair, talking with your eyebrows, comedy sketches in your tighy whiteys, wearing pink and doing emo rap with complete confidence, thats so douchebag...

by ARP 123 March 18, 2022

Douchebag

Someone who thinks they're God's gift to the world and as I total wannabe artist with no fucking talent and any respect pretty much most Millennial guys

The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum

by CrotchDocter87 October 22, 2017

douchebag

"douchebag" literally derives from the term associated with someone filling a paper bag with feces, either their own or of an animal, and then proceeding to set that bag on fire and leave it on a doorstep of someone's house who is deserving of such a gift.

If the term "douchebag" is said ABOUT a person it is the equivalent of calling them a flaming bag of poop.

"Ben is a total douchebag for hitting on Samantha when he knows I wanted that hot mess."

by sirieht December 17, 2015