~Allen is a douchebag who never takes a shower or washes the only 3 sets of clothes he owns. Let's kick his ass.
by Anonymousperson123456 April 24, 2006
Get the douchebagmug. by (:-P) November 20, 2009
Get the Douchebagmug. any of those lame albinos who works at Hollister and wears flip flops in January. These people fail to realize that even though they wish they were in California, it is actually snowing outside and their frostbitten toes will only add to their douchebagedness.
by tnp April 14, 2006
Get the douchebagmug. 
~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.
by Just.Another.Nothing October 10, 2014
Get the Douchebagmug. Ajit Pai is the ultimate form of the douche bag. Going from Verizon Lawyer to being designated as FCC Chairman by America's own Manchurian Candidate. He wants to make the internet shitty for literally everyone and probably doesn't know a thing about actual networking. Like literally nothing.
My name is Ajit Pai and I don't know a thing about networking but let me sell you on this fancy idea called "Internet Fast Lanes!"
Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!
Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!
by Frank Jaeger November 22, 2017
Get the Douchebagmug. "douchebag" literally derives from the term associated with someone filling a paper bag with feces, either their own or of an animal, and then proceeding to set that bag on fire and leave it on a doorstep of someone's house who is deserving of such a gift.
If the term "douchebag" is said ABOUT a person it is the equivalent of calling them a flaming bag of poop.
If the term "douchebag" is said ABOUT a person it is the equivalent of calling them a flaming bag of poop.
by sirieht December 17, 2015
Get the douchebagmug.