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Matt Dorman

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?
by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020
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The Dorian

The dorian, putting a tampon in yo ass while playing basketball on a soccer field a 10 in the morning
Hey did yew dew the dorian last night
by ZeeBoi821 December 2, 2021
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Frank Doran

by Adam Doyle March 22, 2022
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Sexually dormant

The state of having the capacity to be sexually active (through a combination of physical attractiveness and developed social skills), but being sexually inactive through choice.
John: Hey, what’s up with Jess? She hasn’t spoken to me in like a week.
Sam: Oh, she’s sexually dormant. Call her up again in like a month.
by NotPieGuy August 15, 2022
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B.O.dorant

When somebody uses deodorant but it fails to hide their B.O. This phenomenon in very common among Neckbeards.
Wow this Magic the Gathering contest reeks of B.O.dorant.
by Portia Cauliflower May 1, 2018
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Dorian

Dorian has a massive cock and when you see him you will definitely shit your pants all over, the stench coming from your massive shit will scare Dorian off easily. He's very sexy and hunky and he loves going to the Vanilla Unicorn in GTA 5 because he can't get enough of women. He gets so many bitches and hoes he doesn't know what to do with them, he constantly has intercourse with several women at a time. His massive cock drapes down into his pant leg and touches his foot and he always has to hide it to the other girls in 4th grade. He is obsessed with bitty anime girls.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Wow Dorian's massive penis is right there! *faints and hits a rock but dorian saves her and saves her life* Wow omg thank you for saving my life!
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe

the end
by DaRealDorian42 May 16, 2020
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trevor dorman

the best looking man out there with a huge cock thats down for anything and always down to fuck at anytime, always hooksup out of town or at parties
wow that guy acts like a real trevor dorman outside of school
by chef boyarT be cookin May 14, 2015
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