no dice

Meaning no way
or also meaning not a chance in hell

"Hold my baby while I fuck this bitch up"
"No dice"

by Chris Mah April 27, 2007

diced pineapple

You should eat diced pineapples to make your pussy taste better.

eat some diced pineapples baby, yo punjabi taste like old filet o fish

by Sexay mama August 30, 2013

No dice

When you come up empty handed.

Did you find the last beer in the fridge?

Nope, no dice.

by Lloyd D. March 25, 2005

doilem

Term of abuse used by charvas towards someone stupid.

Here man, hurry up the glues getting hard ye fucking doilem.

by Cleva Shite July 2, 2007

joe dolce

Best musician ever. Although a talented performer who has been recording for more than 25 years, he is responsible for one of the greatest songs of all time "Shaddap You Face"

What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.

by Tubgirl's Revenge January 27, 2004

Pirate Dice

Nasty Teeth, Usually yellow or brown

That girl was hot, but she had a mouth full of pirate dice

by tb000000ne June 24, 2007

dicers license

a dicers license looks similar to a drivers license and must be produced upon the request of a 'dicer'. if a person cannot produce there dicers license then the 'dicer' will dice them.

the man could not produce his dicers license so was therefore diced because it is a dice or be diced world out there.

by the corse July 20, 2009