muff diver 

when a man/woman eats/licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge

'Sera wants to muff dive Ashley tonight'

muff diver by Tingles and Sweets September 1, 2004

muck diver 

an individual who cleans shit-packed sewage grids while dressed like Lloyd Bridges in "Sea Hunt"

This shit is piled so heavy, it's time to send in the muck diver.

muck diver by FrostyFreeze June 11, 2006

homo diver 

One who constantly goes out to specifically look for and possibly have sexual relations with homosexual people.

Guy 1: "I'm going to the gay club in a few hours. Want to come?

Guy 2: "Your a fucking homo diver, did you know that?

homo diver by K. Deg July 28, 2011

Unholy Diver 

N: Also known as the "Michael Phelps", this sexual position is when from behind, a male inserts his genitals into a female's anal crevice, while at the same time, the male inserts all ten (or eight if thumbs do not reach) into and out of the females vaginal canal. This repeated motion mimics a diving-like action. Continue until climax is met.

1. "I paid some hooker to let me Michael Phelps her, she seemed confused at first, but enjoyed it."

2. "Me and my boyfriend tried something new called the "Unholy Diver", it was one of the most uncomfortable orgasms I had ever had."

Unholy Diver by Phillip "The Hoff" Hoffman April 21, 2014

deep-v diver

A penis, It's a deep vagina diver

You have a big deep-v diver.

deep-v diver by DDovah August 24, 2015

montana musket diver 

When you’re banging a chick from behind and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her asshole and plunge it in with your dick.

She was all for it until I got her with the good ol’ Montana musket Diver

montana musket diver by ScrabbleMan123 March 27, 2020

pearl diver 

Also said to be a kitchen hand or Dish pig. It just sounds better/cooler.

The name comes from the fact that the white plates are pulled from the murky washing water, to reveal a white glissen much the same as pearls.

I reached into the water and pulled up a clean plate it was just like pearl diving.

John: Your a dish pig arent you
Jimmy: No im a "pearl diver"

pearl diver by Jack "The BakerMAN" December 12, 2006