LFA Disorder

Lack of Female Attention disorder effects 1 in every 2 men.

Dude 1: You gettin bitches?
Dude 2: Nah, I’ve been diagnosed with LFA disorder

by theslimjim2021 April 29, 2022

Bipolar Disorder

bi.po.lar dis.or.der |bīˈpōlər-disˈôrdər|
Noun

Condition given to women's nipples that do not point in a parallel direction, instead the nipples are oriented on opposite poles of the breasts. Usually these nipples can be found on the extreme right and extreme left of a women's breasts.

Sean: Dude look at Shelly's boobs...they are so perfect.
David: nahh man, her nips are pointing in different directions. I think she has Bipolar Disorder.
Sean: Yeah, she might even have lazy nips.

by Sir_Ramsalot March 30, 2011

Eating Disorder

Someone whom being in close proximity to whilst procuring nourishment exhibits such foul eating habits that projectile ralphing ensues.

George Costanza has an eating disorder.

by moosir2u July 15, 2010

unipolar disorder

Opposite of bipolar

Tommy has a bipolar disorder, he has split personalities. However I have a unipolar disorder.

by TaylorFoster November 8, 2007

Ginger Disorder

It’s a disorder where you’re cursed with being a Ginger. You get picked on for it. You may have red hair, freckles, and no soul. If you have any on these you may have Ginger Disorder.

Guy/Girl: Hey look it’s a Ginger!
Me/You: I’m not a Ginger I just have Ginger Disorder.

by anonymous June 23, 2021

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.

When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Posttraumatic Trump Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by an overarching sense of dread, anticipatory nausea, and hypervigilance to the possibility of war brought on by the vocal intonations and irrational statements made by the 45th U.S. President.

As I listen to the A.G.’s denuded summary of the Special Counsel’s Report, I realize I have developed a full-blown case of Posttraumatic Trump Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019