Dingle Dunk

An act of revenge by using your penis and or testicles to stir the victoms drink.

Bill yells out to the Waiter "Hurry up with my damn drink!"
Bills wife Susan tells bill to quit being so rude or the waiter will dingle dunk his drink.

by The Crusty nut February 02, 2009

Dingle Berry

a dried piece of fecal matter clinging to the hairs around your anus.

by Anonymous April 04, 2003

dingle babies

dried-crusty seaman left covering ones vajina. The sick cousin of dingle berries exept harder to see there for usualy end up in some drunk guys mouth .

Every thing was going great at the red parrot until I took that girl home and got a face full of dingle babies

by chef killa s October 10, 2010

dingle berry

Small cruds that dangle from hair around anus if you don't wipe or shower well.

I had a hard time removing a dingle berry this morning.

by muyinteligente October 31, 2009

Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

by Tom Jickes March 04, 2009

dingle dandruff

dingle dandruff

What occurs after not bathing after having sexual intercourse. It is the crusty, dried cum that remains in the pubic hair.

No I won't eat you out. You've got dingle dandruff.

Nothing sucks worse then having dingle dandruff in your crustache.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 29, 2004

dingle-dangle

A type of blow job where a person puts a flacid penis into their mouth for the intention of oral sex.
They then wait for the penis to inflate in their mouth!

Dingle-dangles are commonly reminisant of 'shinkie dinks' those dinosaur sponges that grow in water

"Let me give you the dingle-dangle of your life, I would enjoy it ever-so-much!"

by bumjala May 08, 2006