When you spend all night high on coke on a back page website to get a fat, shitty hooker over to your friends house to get both you and your friend off for less than $140.
My gf just left for Ireland for 2 weeks so lets get fucked up, digital dab, and hope we don't catch anything.
by Alex Smith can be a dick June 3, 2017
Get the digital dabmug. The effect of people either falling behind in school or getting killed by texting or using their digital devices instead of paying attention to the world around them.
Digital Darwinism is when a driver runs off the road because they were texting.
Digital Darwinism is when a student fails a test because they weren't paying attention in class, using their phone instead.
Digital Darwinism is when a student fails a test because they weren't paying attention in class, using their phone instead.
by buzzworkz January 17, 2014
Get the Digital darwinismmug. by Dr Sanguivore December 4, 2009
Get the Digital necromancymug. by Dr. Colonoscopy JR. III November 18, 2016
Get the Digit-Playmug. noun: a very small penis. Often used as a general putdown for males who actually have normal or even large peckers.
ed: hey dude, i heard you need tweezers to jack off.
fred: yeah, that girl you tried to screw last week told all her friends she needed a magnifying glass just to see if you were hard!
ted: and so, you have been revealed as the possessor of a midget digit!!
ned: damn! oh well, good thing my tongue is as long as my arm!!
fred: yeah, that girl you tried to screw last week told all her friends she needed a magnifying glass just to see if you were hard!
ted: and so, you have been revealed as the possessor of a midget digit!!
ned: damn! oh well, good thing my tongue is as long as my arm!!
by earpuller October 1, 2005
Get the midget digitmug. by RYan¿ July 24, 2007
Get the double digitmug. by amadogelato November 12, 2007
Get the digital crushmug.