same shit; different island

The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.

The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:

1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.

2) Crazy taxi drivers.

3) Hot, humid weather.

4) Panhandling locals.

5) Bugs.

6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.

Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?

Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.

by cityguychicago September 10, 2009

differently sane

A euphemism for insane

I'm not crazy! I'm *twitch* differently sane!

by BrokenEyeReborn May 23, 2011

differency

A technical term combining the ideas of difference and frequency. Now used in regards to the predictable unpredictability of individuals – particularly women. The term has its origins in the writings of Daniel Webster the Elder who was the godfather and inspiration for the name of the famed lawyer and American Revolutionary war figure.

1. The problem for planning a maintenance schedule is that we know customers will be very differency in the usage.

2. I don't know what to get them for Christmas, you know they all have to have their differency even if they are sisters.

3. It isn't that he isn't fabulous. Fashion just hasn't caught up with his differency yet.

by AlephNautical December 12, 2013

Difficunt

A cross between being difficult and being a cunt

You're such a difficunt

I can't even deal with you, you're being so difficunt

by Cuntacola May 2, 2017

jiffy diff

When a certain person masterbates to a anime doll

Aw mom how many times did I tell you to knock before you walk in! I was doing the jiffy diff

by Jiffydiffer January 29, 2018

Team Difference Syndrome

Every year, millions of League Of Legends and other gamers suffer from "Team Difference Syndrome"; thinking that their opposing team, though equal in rank according to the ladder and queue, is somehow way better than their current performing team. They often blame bad luck in the queue and say things like "ri0t fix your shi game". This usually ends with the worst performing player on the losing team talking smack in chat, flaming his allies, telling them they suck and to "Kys" and requesting a team surrender at the earliest possible convenience; Sometimes they'll pepper in a few racial slurs for good measure. Most Team Difference Syndrome sufferers give up long before the game is over and convince themselves of the shortcomings of their allies way before the game is actually lost; they refuse to try to win and simply give up trying. Often if they are killed once or twice they will ragequit and simply disconnect; Some of the worst offenders even resort to cheating because, they theorize, the "game is unbalanced".

ally 1. Guys forfeit at 15:00 their top lane is outperforming, their bottom lane is wrecking, their midlaner is winning lane, and look at their jungle difference yo! <Disconnects>
ally 2. He must be suffering from TDS: Team Difference Syndrome ...

by HighWarlordWarlock November 14, 2020

Kevin DiFalco

The act of flying an airplane with a large butt plug inserted in your anus.

The sexually confused degenerate pilot would love to fly Kevin DiFalco style.

by Zoltar Donghung December 18, 2022