Diesel Weasel

When you're sat in a car and the vibrations and bumps in the road give your an erection.

Mate, I've got a full-on Diesel Weasel from that drive.

by AnonymouslyYou August 2, 2018

Vin Diesel

To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.

1.The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.

2.I lost all my hair when I Vin Dieseled a dog for eating my sandwich.

by Anie Banani March 5, 2008

Chocolate Diesel

An incredible form of dank found in Arkansas that has everyone saying "holy shit! what is that?" and then buying it after they smoke it. Real green, real high.

Bro 1: Shit, bro! What are you smoking there?
Bro 2: Chocolate Diesel bro, the best shit around.

by double tree estates March 14, 2009

Schnap-Diesel

An exclamation often made to state the awesomeness of a situation. Often preceded by a raising of the hands and snapping of the fingers to enhance the effect.

Jason: "Graham, did you pull a Houdini on Carla for the second night in a row!?"

Graham: "Schnap-Diesel!"

by buckEboi April 23, 2010

red diesel

red diesel is the main drink of Northampton based goths and all genre of rock inclined people. To make it you need 1/2 pink of lager (kronenburg is the brand of choice) 1/2 a pint of sweet cider mixed together in a pint glass. Enough blackcurrent juice to make the dring go purple then... and this really is what makes this different from your regular snakebite and black. You pour a shot of pernod straight into the middle of the glass. Trust me it's fucking lush and gets you completly twisted

it's your round.. get me a pint a red diesel mate

your drinking red diesel? that's loopy juice that

by goth girl October 2, 2006

Dieseled Out

the act of being dressed head to toe in Diesel brand clothing. This look will often be accompanied by a "blowout" haircut and a tribal tattoo.

"Have you seen Kenny lately? He is so Dieseled out."

by T. Maxwell January 19, 2009

cock diesel

Very big, strong, buff guy. Lots of muscles.

"That dude is cock diesel, I ain't messin' with him."

by BigWillie December 30, 2004