Diamond Birthday

When your age and the year you were born are the same number

This is my diamond birthday. I was born in 1955 and I am turning 55.

by Joe Cash October 17, 2010

Dustin Diamond

1.) A former child-star turned reality TV fucktard. In the last cycle of the reality TV show, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond made himself the villan from day one; refusing to follow the diet program, dragging his team down, talking shit about absolutely every member of the cast, and doing everything he possibly can to get more TV coverage.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.

Dustin Diamond: "I fight with truth and logic, so I can never be wrong."
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.

by Peaseblossom85 August 13, 2007

Baltimore Diamonds

The tiny shards of glass left in the street and sidewalk after a car window is broken by a thief, usually to steal contents from the car and sell them for drug money.

I didn't want to park on that block when I saw a pile of Baltimore Diamonds in the empty space.

I just finished vacuuming a bunch of Baltimore Diamonds out of my backseat.

by H. L. Mencken July 17, 2009

diamond girl

The girl a guy wants to marry/ propose marriage to.

"You're my diamond girl, you're the one i put the rock on."

by Bergy Berg March 21, 2008

Diamonds in the rough

1. Person - When a person has some hidden talent or characteristic or personality trait that is not immediate seen. But once you learn more about this person you see how much they are really worth.

2. Thing - Something that does not seem to be worth paying attention to but has a hidden quality that is not immediately seen.

Person- GUY 1 - "Man that girl is 350 lbs but is an expert pole dancer" GUY 2 - "Yeah shes diamonds in the rough"

Thing- GUY 1 - "Man this game is so old it's from 1981 who would want to play this" GUY 2 - "Yeah but man this is the original Donkey Kong it's priceless".

by Hotpantsbadboy June 20, 2014

diamond bar

Place near LA that is filled with asians

There are so many damn asians living in Diamond Bar. They are like freakin ants.

by Brian Noh March 6, 2005

Diamond Dave

Nickname for original lead singer of Van Halen, David Lee Roth.

Diamond Dave was replaced by Sammy Hagar after he quit the band.

by Kimberly Davis April 16, 2007