Desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm

Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm

by Killemanjaro April 1, 2017

Devica

Usually a spelling mistake when you're typing in device but if you name your child this, just know greatness is in your arms. No man made object can compare to this name, it is the immovable object dead men speak of. This name is so powerful that parents can only add it as mistake and it literally cannot be a second name.

"Hey, that's a nice new devica"
"*device"

"Oh my God, I just named her Devica "
"Its too late now, we have to accept her as she is"
"Long live Devica our righteous Lord "
"Long live "

by #jesusjr October 16, 2019

Denkinger

A true keeper. This man is extremely sweet and definitely cares for you a lot. Don’t let him go.

He’s a denkinger, he’s literally so nice.

by thefaxspeaker November 18, 2020

deskism

The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against desks.

P1: aye bro are you deskist?
P2: wtf does that mean
P1: deskism, it means you hate desks
P2: huh???
P1: ok you're probably deskist

by br3adm0ld August 20, 2021

Deceased Deviant

A man endeavoring to be virtus, who takes a solemn vow to retire his jedi-esque ability to befuddle the minds of Young Impressionable women.

A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.

The Deviant Gentleman has reformed and is no longer using his powers of magical mind control to cause the pretty young lady to perform sexual favors. He is a Deceased Deviant.

by Bret Michaels January 11, 2008

interuterine device

a double-headed dildo. not to be confused with an intrauterine device, which is birth control. by definition, an interuterine device would connect two pussy-cavities.

She went to the doctor and asked for an interuterine device, and he gave her a prescription for the sex-toy shop.

by glandcyclops January 27, 2009

magical device

synonym for a vibrator.

my mom found my magical device under the bed

by poprocky July 27, 2009