Design Flaw

A woman's period

I'm sorry babes.... we can't have sex tonight, my design flaw is back but unpopular demand

by slumbercat2k March 8, 2017

Designated Distraction

The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.

Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.

by Flamewalker July 15, 2013

pause designs

Creators of the best T-Shirts in the world, created by Eric Pause

There is a great variety of shirts, belts, and pants created by pasudesigns

All of these T-Shirts can be found on pausedesigns.com

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by TheFederalNerd October 31, 2011

designated listener

A person who may not understand what you're describing, but explaining a complex issue to them helps you better understand the problem, and therefore find a solution.

Although Jane does not know anything about machine learning she is happy to be John's designated listener when he describes the programming interface problems he is having with CHATGPT. In the process he was able to identify that he was using the wrong model/engine.

by toohip March 11, 2023

Bad design

Bad design is attributed to games that have Gameplay artifacts that unfairly punish the player should they not do as the game orders of them.
Bad design can also be exacerbated by games punishing players simply because they didn't know any better.

Terraria's boulder trap removes up to 400 HP instantly despite the fact players are not allowed to see it; A crystal-clear example of bad design.

Furthermore, they are not made aware of its existence until much later on in the game, meaning if they've attained valuable items it's all lost in a matter of seconds without the chance of retaliation.

by szjfdolyhhmntakietutuzqfezwqoh August 29, 2017

Cost by Design

When that booty is costing you lots of money, but its so good that you don't mind.

You bought her a Gucci bag?? That is cost by design if I've ever seen it

by adventurehobbit March 12, 2019

design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.

I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind

by wanderlustjunkie June 14, 2018