Gurgle Delay

When your stomach is gurgling as you start to have sex and need to delay the deed until said explosion happens

We had a gurgle delay as he went down on me due to an unanticipated bathroom incident.

by Moodypoodyrudy December 21, 2019

tower delay simulator

DELAYING iN

TOWer TO

MAkes an tower delay

tower battleee does not delay just no upyeeeeeeeeeeeet

tds delay eas

guy: oh... look an update
Bellow natural: NO
guy: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww tower delay

above natural: tower battles es

everyone: es hora de blah blsdejrnijfdohdnksjm

tower delay simulator: "update in one more minute"
below: Wait we have done nothing
raz: we need to Delate

Below: YEZ

by human of the human of imposter March 22, 2022

max’s stream delay

max’s internet was worse then mcdonalds bathroom wifi, the delay is 1-2 minutes long on a good day. we as a community need to get him better internet right away

max’s stream delay is so long by the time i responds to my comments i’ll have a whole family

by gotta let ppl know October 21, 2020

globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.

Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.

by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006

delays

Polite way of saying "fucked up" from a position of public responsibility.

"There are delays on the bakerloo line / M6 / completing wembley stadium.

by oracle March 12, 2004

delayed

A Super Smash Bros. Brawl wanter's least favorite word.

"Damn it was delayed again. Thats it. Now I have to write an angry e-mail."

by cody moore February 20, 2008

delayed

its just like calling someone retarded, except, its still politically correct, so start using it until they have to find another politically correct term to call the delayed people. like "mentally slow paced"

: See that guy that's saying he's strong like hulk?
: yee
: Fucker's delayed.

by well....fuck May 9, 2008