girl defined

when jesus comes back alive and just says "yo god doesn't exist" but a person is still convinced gad exist

literally nobody:

a Girl defined: "Hey jesus doesn't know whats up, I do "

by balor beans May 19, 2019

Gainesville defibrillator

A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.

After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.

by dalizardman May 16, 2014

Deffing

1. To be worried or scared about something, frequently used to describe a drug-induced state of paranoia.

2. To vomit.

Origin: Great Grimsby. Possibly originally evolved from the word 'defecate', via 'shitting it'.

1. 'I'm deffing', 'She's deffin'-out', 'I deffed-out', 'Deff-out'

2. 'I just deffed'. 'He's deffin''.

by spacecaked March 31, 2011

external deficit

a current account deficit; a negative net flow of liquid assets to the citizens of a particular country. The external balance includes the trade balance, net foreign factor income, and net foreign aid *received*. Usually the main cause of an external deficit is a trade deficit.

Internal deficits are sometimes blamed for external deficits, especially if both are chronic.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

define your friends

The phrase that should replace define your world.

Urbandictionary: define your friends, teachers, hated forum members, disliked moderators, bigot views on christianity, bigot views on France, incoherant messages about your boyfriend, private jokes and other shiznit.

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

Deafist

A person who discriminates against a person who is hearing impaired or deaf.

Person A: "I hate it when they leave the closed captioning on the TV."

Person B: "Dude, you're such a Deafist"

by FUELLER77 November 4, 2009

define

Verb. 1. To explain the meaning of a word or concept.
2. To impart greater clarity or resolution to.

1."Define" is a difficult word to define.
2. All those sit-ups have really defined my abs.

by Antinous September 11, 2003